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.o about me o.


Name: kaitlin
Nicknames: kait, british bum, madam, caketin, dickmuncher (call me w/e i dont give a shit yo)
Age/Birthday: 14 years/12th February
Current Location: wales, united kingdom
Likes: music, cats, bats, art, tea, coffee, vanilla/pumpkin things, vampires, alternative/goth/punk style, eyeliner, dark lipstick, gore/horror (guro), cute anime girls with gooey stuff, tattoos, piercings, band merchandise n many other things<3
Dislikes: spiders, snakes (i'm sorry they freak me out), homework (school in general), ppl who play music/watch tv in skype group calls, ppl who are overly sensitive n those weird string things on bananas??

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where to find me! check desc! by madam-top-hat
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pls feel free to talk to me!! i love making new friends n stuff!!<3
also note i'm very sarcastic i'm sorry if i come across rude i love u pls dont leave me
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Shoutbox

madam-top-hat:iconmadam-top-hat:
who said romance was dead
Mon Dec 8, 2014, 1:06 PM
Nika-FVD:iconnika-fvd:
I have a million Lady Boners for you :heart:
Sat Nov 29, 2014, 8:25 AM
madam-top-hat:iconmadam-top-hat:
AYYY Y YY Y Y
Sun Nov 9, 2014, 11:34 AM
LeBleuMelodie:iconlebleumelodie:
YOOOO'
Tue Nov 4, 2014, 2:01 PM
AncientDivina:iconancientdivina:
IM BREAKING THE SILENCE
Tue Nov 4, 2014, 5:34 AM
madam-top-hat:iconmadam-top-hat:
hOW DARE U BRING THE BOOTAY TO THIS SACRED PLACE
Sun May 11, 2014, 2:17 AM
GothicDecay:icongothicdecay:
booty butt, booty butt, booty buttCHEEKS
Sat May 10, 2014, 10:06 PM
AncientDivina:iconancientdivina:
swag
Thu Mar 20, 2014, 8:04 AM
KayeilE:iconkayeile:
EH
Sun Mar 16, 2014, 1:09 PM
DiabloValentine101:icondiablovalentine101:
NCIOLE GET YER ASS OVER HWERE
Sun Mar 9, 2014, 6:32 PM
Nobody

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.o bros n buttholes o.


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alphabetical order
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.o music o.


30STM | A Day To Remember | AC/DC, Apocalyptica | Ashbury Heights | Avenged Sevenfold | Bowling For Soup | Breaking Benjamin | Bullet For My Valentine | Evanescence | Fall Out Boy | Falling In Reverse | Flyleaf | Foo Fighters | Get Scared | Gorillaz | Green Day | He Is We | Hollywood Undead | Imagine Dragons | Kimya Dawson | Lana Del Rey | Marilyn Manson | Marina and The Diamonds | Melanie Martinez | Muse | My Chemical Romance | Nirvana | NOFX | Panic!At The Disco | Papa Roach | Paramore | Pierce The Veil | Placebo | Regina Spektor | Rise Against | Shinedown | Simon Curtis | Slipknot | Skillet | Sum 41 | Studio Killers | System Of A Down | The Beauty School Dropouts | The Birthday Massacre | The Black Keys | The Joy Formidable | The Pierces | The Pretty Reckless | Three Days Grace | Tool | Vocaloid.
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gorgeous art created by the lovely Teise<3

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GleamingGold Featured By Owner 8 hours ago  Hobbyist General Artist
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PKBlast1o1 Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Adam Sandler
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NecroPuke Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*puts tiny crown on u*
princess
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Kamikatamari Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Thanks for the support! <3
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Star-Doll Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015  New member
Ur sexi
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AncientDivina Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Alternative Titles
Synonyms: Orefuro
Japanese: オレん家のフロ事情

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Type: TV
Episodes: 13
Status: Finished Airing




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AncientDivina Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Praise for The Curse of the Slimy Sausage
"This is actually pretty scary. I'll never be able to look at another slimy sausage for as long as I live."
- The Daily Tale
"Oh please! There's nothing scary about an ugly bread balancing on a solid painter. Are we supposed to feel spooked?"
- Enid Kibbler
"The hooded carrot really freaked me out."
- Hit the Spoof
"I hope Ayden and Horacio get married."
- Zob Gloop

im so dead
bury me
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AncientDivina Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i found a horror story plot generator
im so done

The Curse of the Slimy Sausage
A Horror Story
by Divina

Whilst investigating the death of a local painter, a charming teacher called Ayden Montero uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, slimy sausage circulating throughout Minnesota. As soon as anyone uses the sausage, he or she has exactly 69 days left to live.

The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look skeletal. A marked person feels like a rude cat to touch.

Ayden gets hold of the sausage, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into his mind: an ugly bread balancing on a solid painter, an old newspaper headline about a drunk driving accident, a hooded carrot ranting about hair and a drinking well located in a wild place.

When Ayden notices his legs have cat-like properties, he realises that the curse of the slimy sausage is true and calls in his husband, a psychiatrist called Horacio Midford, to help.

Horacio examines the sausage and willingly submits himself to the curse. He finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. He finds the ugly bread balancing on a solid painter particularly chilling. He joins the queue for a supernatural death.

Ayden and Horacio pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded carrot. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up?


the curse of the slimy sausage
the ugly bread balancing on a solid painter

A MARKED PERSON FEELS LIKE A RUDE CAT TO TOUCH

a fUCKING HOODED CARROT RANTING ABOUT HAIR

i fucking love this
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AncientDivina Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*licks ur chin*
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AncientDivina Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
anata ga daisuki desu
u lil trucker

wow look at my weeaboo romanized japanese
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